May 2012
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
FIbromyalgia Problems #71:
Opening pill containers.
When i’m in this much pain, i dont want to spend this many spoons figuring out how to open your labyrinth of a container!!!
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
- *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you're just standing there like
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I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
