August 2012
July 2012
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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
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emaras:
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
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me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
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Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”
NOT GIF,
JIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
ok can we just give it the fuck up to the london olympics right now
no one actually thought they’d have a 40 ft tall voldemort
FUCK YOU YES THEY DO
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES SOMEONE EMBRACE ME
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I’m tired of my stomach hurting after everything I eat. It’s almost like I’m eating gluten again, except I’m not. So what’s causing it now?
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me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Australia
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no
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Fibromyalgia Problems #103:
fibromyalgiaproblems:
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theresavoidinmypolaroid:
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
Reblog if you have a really great butt.
americanonline:
americanonline:
look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
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Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
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nightingales:
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
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Dear Financial Aid,
PLEASE JUST TELL ME ALREADY WHETHER I GET MY AID OR NOT!!! I AM GOING INSANE CHECKING MY E-MAIL EVERY 30 MINUTES!! (Not really an exaggeration.)
Ugh. This sucks.
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a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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