August 2012
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July 2012
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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emaras: apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
Jul 30th
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me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
Jul 30th
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Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.” NOT GIF, JIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Jul 27th
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ok can we just give it the fuck up to the london olympics right now no one actually thought they’d have a 40 ft tall voldemort FUCK YOU YES THEY DO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES SOMEONE EMBRACE ME
Jul 27th
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I’m tired of my stomach hurting after everything I eat. It’s almost like I’m eating gluten again, except I’m not. So what’s causing it now? 
Jul 27th
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me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Australia
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Fibromyalgia Problems #103:
fibromyalgiaproblems:
Jul 26th
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theresavoidinmypolaroid: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 
Jul 26th
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Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Reblog if you have a really great butt.
Jul 25th
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americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Dear Financial Aid, PLEASE JUST TELL ME ALREADY WHETHER I GET MY AID OR NOT!!! I AM GOING INSANE CHECKING MY E-MAIL EVERY 30 MINUTES!! (Not really an exaggeration.) Ugh. This sucks. 
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Listenscottishbitch: Dial-Up sound 700% slower And...
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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